Well, I finally made the mistake I hoped, and was convinced, I would not make. Every day for the past four months I put on work-out clothes, get on my bike and peddle to work. At work I take a shower (which, as a side note, was finally fixed two weeks ago and now runs hot rather than…freezing; subsequently, my showers are now longer than 14 seconds) and then put on regular clothes that I packed in a back-pack. For four months I have followed this routine with very few mess-ups. Sometimes, because I do not shower as frequently at home, I realize at work that it has been too long since shaving my legs or washing my hair. This is not totally unusual for my life and therefore not too bothersome. I have forgotten my shoes and end up wearing my white sneakers, which aren't completely flattering, but o-well.
Today? Today. Today I got out of the shower and realized I didn't bring my unders. Oops. I was actually surprised that it took me so long before committing this blunder. With a laugh I put on my jeans. Commando it is. That feels weird, yet free, in a way. Oh bother. The bra. Yeah, that was forgotten, too. I suppose this is a situation in which I can feel blessed that I am as a flat as a man. Except for the vacancy, nothing looked awkward with just my camisole and sweater. You see, when I say as flat as a man, I do not mean the athletic man with pecks, nor do I mean the heavy man with moobs, no, I mean the scrawny man that has a chest the same shape as a board. All I can say is, it's a good thing padded bras were invented (notice that I did not say push-up bras, those are useless). Well, a good thing until I forget to wear it. I doubt anyone noticed. Rarely do people notice when things are missing, chests included.